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  • Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

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dekutree:

holy shit i just bumped into someone and i wanted to say “my bad” and “my fault” and mixed the two words up and said “my balls”

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